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The Rudest Giant Beach Towel - Whale

The Rudest Giant Beach Towel - Whale

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Regular price $50.00 USD
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Product Description

Embrace the summer with The Rudest Giant Beach Towel - Whale and elevate your beach experience. Don't let your beach time be ruined by a tiny towel. This extra-large beach towel is designed for those who understand that size truly matters. Measuring a generous 200x90cm (78x35in), it provides ample space for lounging, drying off, or just relaxing in the sun.

Key Features:

  • Extra Large Size: At 200x90cm (78x35in), this towel ensures you have all the space you need.
  • Rapid-Dry Technology: Made from 100% microfibre polyester, this towel dries quickly, making it perfect for multiple uses throughout the day.
  • Sand-Free: The microfibre material ensures that sand won't stick to your towel, keeping it clean and comfortable.
  • Highly Absorbent: Despite its lightweight feel, this towel is incredibly absorbent, making it ideal for drying off after a swim.

The vibrant whale design adds a touch of marine elegance to your beach gear, ensuring you stand out while enjoying the sun and surf. Invest in a towel that's not only functional but also stylish and practical. Perfect for beach lovers who demand the best.

Product Details

Specifications:

  • Material: 100% Microfibre Polyester
  • Size: XL 200x90cm / 78x35in

Make a statement this summer with The Rudest Giant Beach Towel - Whale. It's the ultimate beach companion that combines size, style, and practicality. Don't miss out on the best beach towel you'll ever own!

Shipping Information

All products come in discreet unbranded packaging.

Shipping Costs:

  • USA:

    • Free shipping over $70
    • $7 for standard shipping
    • $10 for expedited shipping
  • UK:

    • Free shipping over £45
    • £6 for standard shipping 
    • £8 for Next Day delivery
  • EU:

    • Free shipping on orders over 100 EUR.
    • 10 EUR for orders below 100 EUR.
    • 6 EUR for orders below 65 EUR from Spain
  • Australia & NZ:

    • Free shipping on orders over $180 AUD.
    • $30 AUD for orders between $105 - $180 AUD.
    • $20 AUD for orders below $105 AUD
  • Rest of the World:

    • Free shipping on orders over $150.
    • $30 USD for orders below $150.
  • Subscriptions:

    • Free shipping with a monthly and quarterly subscription.

Estimated Delivery Times:

  • USA, UK, EU: Approximately 2-5 days.
  • Rest of the World: Approximately 3-7 days.

Please note that all shipping times are approximate and can vary depending on the courier. We rely on external courier services for deliveries, and thus cannot guarantee exact delivery dates.

Couriers Used:

We partner with a range of trusted couriers to get your products to you as efficiently as possible. Depending on your location, we utilize the services of USPS, UPS, Royal Mail, GLS, and DPD.

Shipping Origin:

  • USA: Items ship from our Alabama-based warehouse partner within the USA.
  • UK: Items ship from Plymouth, UK.
  • EU: Items ship from Spain.
  • Rest of the World: Items ship from the nearest warehouse with chosen products.

Customs and Additional Fees:

Customers outside the USA, EU, or UK should be aware that customs clearance procedures and fees may apply upon receiving the item. We do not cover any additional customs clearance costs. It is advised that customers check with their local customs authorities about any potential charges before placing an order.


Thank you for shopping with us! If you have any further questions regarding our shipping policy, please feel free to contact our customer service team.

Returns & Exchanges

Our Returns and Exchanges are free in the US, UK and the EU.

All our US, UK and EU returns are processed locally in our partner warehouses for fast and easy return process. No need to return anything crossborder :)

Making a Return:

If you wish to return a product, please refer to this "Return and Exchange Policy" where we explain the necessary steps for a return in detail. After receiving your return request, our team will get in touch with you within 1-2 business days.

Timeframe for Returns:

You have 14 calendar days from the date of order delivery to request a return or exchange. If the 14-day window ends on a weekend or public holiday, it will extend to the next working day. Purchases cannot be returned or refunded after this 14-day period. Please note that items from the "SALE" category or any other discounted items cannot be returned.

Return Costs:

Our returns and exchanges are free in the US, UK and the EU. For orders delivered anywhere else, customers are responsible for covering the return shipping costs. Follow the return method indicated by our staff when initiating the return process. Ensure that items are returned in their original, unused, and unwashed condition, and that they include the original packaging and labels.

Remember, due to the nature of the product, any underwear or swimwear removed from its' packaging cannot be returned or exchanged.

The customer bears responsibility for the items until they reach our warehouse. It is crucial to package the items securely to prevent any damage during transit.

Refund Process:

Once your returned items arrive at our warehouse and pass inspection, we'll initiate the refund. If a product doesn't meet our quality standards or appears used, we reserve the right to withhold the refund and any associated costs.

If the return is not due to an error on our part, we will refund the product's amount but will not cover associated expenses such as shipping.

If your order included any special price-based deals such as, but not limited to: free delivery over certain amount, bulk discounts over certain amount or number of items ; we will deduct from your refund any difference if the value of your order falls under these thresholds.

Return Conditions:

Items must be new, unused, and in a sealed condition, without signs of wear, deodorant marks, or makeup. For hygienic reasons, items that appear used cannot be returned. Some items, due to their nature, cannot be returned. 
We treat all open underwear items as used due to the nature of the product.

If your order included a complimentary gift and you wish to return your order, the gift must also be returned. If not, the value of the gift will be deducted from your refund amount.

Exchange and Refund Options:

For size changes or exchanges, you will receive a discount coupon for our website, allowing you to place a new order. If you'd prefer a direct refund, we will process it for the product's total cost (excluding shipping fees). Refunds will be made using the original payment method within 30 days of confirming the return receipt. Please note all conditions above apply if you wish to make an exchange. Only unused and unopened products are accepted.

Right of Withdrawal:

You can terminate this contract within 14 days without giving any reason. To exercise this right, please send a clear email statement to hello@therudestbrand.com.

Items should be returned to our warehouse without delay, certainly no later than 14 days after notifying us of your decision to withdraw. We will refund all payments upon confirming the returned items meet our standards. Refunds will be processed to your original payment method, though timing might vary based on your bank or card provider's policies.


Thank you for shopping with Rudest. Should you have any further questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to get in touch with our team.

Washing Instructions

Washing Instructions for our underwear:

  1. Machine wash cold at a maximum of 40°C (104°F).
  2. Use a gentle cycle with low spin.
  3. Do not tumble dry.
  4. Line dry or lay flat to preserve shape and elasticity.
  5. Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents.
  6. Wash with light colored clothes to preserve the coton print color if such print is included (Ombre, Rainbow Pouch)
  7. Use color-catching cloth when washing to avoid discoloration.

For best results and prolonged garment life, always follow these guidelines.

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